"I've been in every time zone in the world."
"I once swallowed a live gold fish."
At first glance you would think the bottom two are more far fetched. But no- those are true.
The first one is a lie.
I believe at one point last night I said, "Just put him down Katie, he's not the energizer bunny, he can't keep going and going." False. Apparently he's the energizer bunny, duracell, car batterires and anything else you can think of! He just kept going.
But you know what they say about babies- the only consistent thing about their first year is inconsistency.
(clarification- i ate the goldfish at a Young Life club in Morristown. For further clarification- Demetria made me do it).
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